Light Jokes October 2, 2009
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Some light jokes to brighten up your day! Got it from my e-mails to share it with everyone!
Boy: May I hold your hand?
Girl: No thanks, it isn’t heavy!
Girl: Say you love me! Say you love me!
Boy: You love me ….
Girl: If we become engaged will you give me a ring?
Boy: Sure, what’s your phone number?
Girl: I think the poorest people ar the happiest.
Boy: Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple.
Girl: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
Boy: Don’t you ever want to improve?
Boy: I love you and I could die for you!
Girl: How soon?
Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you!
Girl: Yes, but would you stay there?
Sharon: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?
Tracy: I did once. He’d forgotten to take the cigarette our of his mouth.
Man: You remind of the sea
Woman: Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting?
Man: No because you make me sick.
Mary: John says I’m pretty. Andrew says I’m ugly. What do you think, Peter?
Peter: A bit of both. I think you are pretty ugly.
Girlfriend: ” … and are you sure you love me and no one else?”
Boyfriend: Dead sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday
Teacher: Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil: The moon
Teacher: Why?
Pupil: The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil: A teacher
Waiter: Would you like your black coffee?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot!
Sam: It’s a family tradition
Teacher: What do you mean?
Sam: Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher
Teacher: What about your mother?
Sam: She’s a woman
Tom: How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?
David: you send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated!
Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.
Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam: No sir, I don’t have to, my mum is a good cook
Teacher: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
Student: Sir, my mom and dad got married on the same day and at the same time.
Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
Student: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
My Trip to Safari World A’Famosa September 10, 2009
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On the way back from my sister’s wedding, I asked Yen if with should have some fun at A’Famosa Safari World since we will be passing by on the way back. We won’t be hitting the pool and rides as we did not prepare for the out of a sudden trip! Well, here are the photos of some interesting animals I captured to share with you … out of the norm animals I didn’t bother taking … sorry!
- At the Bird Show!
- It the same performance as above but different bird
- One big mean Eagle eating raw meat! Initially wanted to take picture with it until some Middle East kid irritated the eagle and it pecked the kid’s head and its bleeding =.=|| scary huh?
- A beautiful Peacock on the loose at the primate island
- Another beautiful Peacock but this is in captivity
- This is a beautiful chicken which I don’t remember from which country already!
- Lots of chicks babe!! Lil chick dat is light bathing (no Sun inside only lighting which acts as the Sun)
A variety of Eagles but the cage is so low providing less insufficient area to fly
Another Eagle with a unique outlook!
A group of camels in the Malaysian desert
A group of sleepy tigers
The tiger is resting its paw in the hole! So cute ^_^
A cute little Monkey with a small head! Yes real small - bout the size our thumb ... no kidding!
A busy Otter stop cleaning itself to pose for this photo!
Chicken with afro head!
A bull (or Ox) with a group of reindeers
Gazelle having its meal. Camel at the background sunbathing and some giraffes at its enclosure
A-Hole-In-1 Orang Utan at the Multi Animal Show
Orang Utan showing off its painting talent at the Multi Animal Show
Rolling act from 2 cute lil doggies
Sun bear diet coke drinking contest
Ball Rolling Act by the Sun Bear at Multi Animal Show
Barrel rolling act by the Sun Bear at Multi Animal Show
The Wild Wild West Show. Only one photo as we were late for the show
Visiting Yen in Jail
Life Sucks! September 4, 2009
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Life Sucks?
Wanted to rant but I’ll look on the brighter side and say this to myself:
“Freed from Hell, its time to start a new journey to a better life”
Cosplay @ ACGC March 23, 2009
Posted by itsahanzo in Anime, Daily Life.Tags: ACGC, Akatsuki, Bomberman, Cosplay, Death Note, Death the Kid, Dragonball, Goku, L, Liz, Soul Eater
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I was checking out the ACGC event (Anime Comic Games Convention) in Tropicana Mall, Petaling Jaya and there was the cosplay competition going on. In the middle of the competition, I managed to take some photos with some cosplayers.
Hm …. cosplay isn’t quite popular here in Malaysia and maybe it is headed by our cosplay queen, Alicia (PC Gamer’s Editor). So if you had a chance to be in a cosplay, what character would you be? I was thinking of an answer for myself and I thought I can fit into 2 different characters which are Asakura Yoh of Shaman King and maybe Hanamichi Sakuragi of Slam Dunk (coz I have the skills to be one although I can jump much due to my niggling injury)
L of Death Note
Death the Kid of Soul Eater
Liz of Soul Eater
Liz & Death the Kid (both from Soul Eater)
Prof Frankenstein of Soul Eater
Blackstar of Soul Eater
Goku with his Kame Hame Ha (DragonBall). I hope he wins ^-^
Goku with his manga in a flying car. Where is his cloud -.-!!
Bomberman (ACGC 2007)
Akatsuki team (Naruto & Naruto Shippuden)
2009 A New Beginning January 3, 2009
Posted by itsahanzo in Daily Life.Tags: 2009, Bukit Bintang, countdown, fireworks, Sungei Wang
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31st December will always be the day to usher in the New Year. So immediately after work, I headed back to Hau’s home and prepare myself while waiting for Yen to reach home. We then head to Sungei Wang via Putra LRT and monorail and on the safe side we bought our return tickets and checked the operations hours.
When we reach Sungei Wang, the phone lines were beginning to jam up already. Yen tried to contact his friends in the difficult and noisy atmosphere. After a while we manage to group together and the fun begins! We head to the streets of Bukit Bintang and check out the atmosphere. The concert is on-going but we are not interested at all but the snow spray war had already begun and its wild! We check out the price and we bought ourselves some. Off we go searching for victims and sometimes we are being attack eating s0me white foam, red foam (strawberry flavor coz I tasted some in my mouth) and some colorful strings around our body (damn these are itchy when mix with foam)
The spray war went on for hours till 10 seconds before 2009. Everyone stop for a minute and sprinkle the sky with little snow counting down to 2009. The fireworks then went boom, bang, boom for about 4 minutes. I have some pictures of it to share it with you. I did not make any resolutions as I’ll never fulfill them as usual.
The Fireworks
The Spray War!!
The Used Spray Cans
Monorail Sandwich 2009 Pose (Close Up Shot)
The Concert
Me, Yen & Jun Ren
Happy 2009! Hope the year will bring you new milestones of success!
Our Caricature Images December 30, 2008
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Hau and I were in Penang for a Health Exhibition and it was in conjunction with the Education Fair too. The One Academy students were there to draw caricatures images for RM 10.00 / piece and so we had our faces drawn too. Hau’s picture look similar but mine doesn’t look exactly alike but at least you get to estimate how I look like since I haven’t posted any of my real pictures yet. There were 4 student artist and I had each of them to drawn mine.
Hau the boxer!! Don’t mess with him -.-”
My innocent look?
My ballroom style
The normal me ^-^
Tiger Woods outta way … btw I didn’t know i play golf!!
Visit to Kek Lok Si Temple December 23, 2008
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I was in Penang last week for an exhibition. Before coming back to Kuala Lumpur yesterday, my colleague asked if we want to visit the Kek Lok Si Temple for prayers. I replied why not since the last few months have been very bad months for me and I wouldn’t want it to continue next year.
We reached the foot of the mountain and we head for breakfast nearby. After breakfast, we ascend the mountain with various stalls along the way. We then reached a pond full of turtles in various sizes. My colleagues bought some kangkung to feed it but the turtles are full, well fed, so it looks like it is a waste of money.
Upon reaching the temple, we did our own prayers and wishes. I did not take the photos of the God’s statues as it is not appropriate in our beliefs. We then rang a gigantic bell after making a wish. All you have to do is place a donation for it, make a wish, ring the bell and hope your wish comes true. You can see a picture of Hau ringing the bell below.
We continue our prayers and went sightseeing around the temple before descending down the mountain. I managed to snap some photos for your viewing pleasure.
Opening Ceremony November 16, 2008
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Nov 8, 2008 is an auspicious day for business so it seems. It represents the number 118 (yat yat fatt in Cantonese) which means everyday wealthy. So Saturday morning I’d to get up early to attend not 1 but 2 opening ceremonies.
One was an ex-colleague of mine, Ong Huey Min. She started nutrition cum anti-fat business in SS14 Subang Jaya. I reached her shop around 11 a.m. and by the time I was so packed that I went to chat with my other ex-colleagues. I met most of my ex-colleagues from Galaxy at the event. For those who wanna be healthy and slim, I can introduce you to Min. I’m sure she will give you some discounts.
Next was DNA restaurant. Jason SMS me a week earlier inviting me to attend the opening of their restaurant. At first I was stunned as their business usually revolves around cybercafes. I attended the function with Alvyn. When we got there, the place was already crowded with people. Alvyn and I sat and had some drinks. Jason came over and chat a while as he was pretty busy trying to accommodate everyone.
At about 4 p.m. the lion dance begun. The dance around the restaurant ushering good luck and then they ran across the streets into DNA Cybercafe. Some of the customers freak out when the saw the lion popping out beside them (the customers were wearing head phones). Ha ha ha … When it ended, we had a good chat with some friends, game publishers and distributors before heading home for Man Utd vs Arsenal which was an upset match. T-T
Congratulations to Min & Jason!
Hope your business blooms like a flower!!
Dad’s Birthday Celebration in TGIF November 16, 2008
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Dad & Mum with the mini birthday cake courtesy of TGIF
The Crazy Crew from TGIF. Thanks you ^-^
I celebrated my Dad’s birthday at TGIF, Sunway Pyramid with my family and Hau as an invited guest. We had a scrumptious dinner. The reason why I choose the place was because my dad loves to eat steak and TGIF was not a bad place with steaks.
After our dinner, I asked a favor from the TGIF crew. The paraded from the kitchen with a birthday cake (mini one) singing along till they reach my table. They then interview my dad and asked him to stand on the sofa to become the center of attraction, as it was his birthday celebration. They then pass him chili bottle and asked him to pretend that it was a cordless mic and sing a song.
In order to get back at the crew, my dad sang a song in Hakka language with noneof them understands The crew was not Chinese and they look stunned but they enjoyed it I think. Later they asked my dad to blow the candle on the cake at a distance about 1 meter. We took some photos and we head home.
Hope he enjoyed it as I paid quite a sum for the dinner. Happy Birthday Dad!!
With Love from your son ^-^
Movie Age Rating November 4, 2008
Posted by itsahanzo in Daily Life, Movies.Tags: censorship, Movies
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Have you ever come across how absurd is our cinema’s rating, this applies to Malaysia only as I don’t know about the rating in other countries. The reason behind this article is because I went to the movies with Alvyn yesterday but 90% of the movie are rated 18 years and above. We wanted to watch Eagle Eye but we arrived late and the tickets were sold out. So we opted for the next available movie which was “The Vampire Who Admires Me”. I was watching plenty of vampire movies when I was a kid and it wasn’t censored nor does it have any age rating. Judging by the name of the movie it looks more like a comedy then horror movie. Yet the movie is 18PL rated. We ended up watching Mama Mia which was enjoyable but a little too matured for Alvyn’s age to be watching these types of movies.
I was thinking then soon all the kids in Malaysia will be staying home instead of heading to the cinemas. Our censorship board has been ridiculous at times and I don’t mind that they ban movies like Saw V but the ratings given by them are driving people crazing. Kids not only are barred from watching movies but the movie is also being snipped here and there. What fun is there when all the best part (so called) are being removed? This is why our pirated VCD / DVDs are selling so damn well!
Anyway, ASTRO will also be offering the movies at a later time at HBO. Kids will get to watch them too regardless of the ratings. People at the censorship board have to be more logical at times. Most of the movies do not have sex scenes or does the violence scenes are too excessive at times. Labeling movies with a little kissing 18SX or a little horror in a comedy movie as 18PL is way too crazy.
Did the censorship board think about the elderly too? What is suddenly they laugh too much and the horror scene appears suddenly and the audience died. Isn’t the movie suppose to contain regulations like not for the weak hearted, pregnant women and etc. The funniest is that an Indian movie is also 13 rated. Localized movie is already slow in ticket sales and generate very little income from the people and yet it is being labeled with ratings instead of U (Universal). The censorship board should also start banning animated cartoons too. Madagascar movies show signs of cruelty to animals and most of it contains violence in cartoon form. Kids learn quickly and those are bad for their minds too. Mickey Mouse should be the preferred choice!
I think I’ve rant enough and you gradually get my points. Well, I guess that they’ll not change the procedure. Kids have to grow faster and wait till their 18 for their freedom of movies still with censorship!
