Ocean’s Eleven September 5, 2008
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Ocean’s Eleven (2001)
I guess many people have watched this movie already but anywhere this is a review for those who have not watch it yet. The movie is played by many famous actors – Brad Pitt (a fixer), Matt Damon (a pick pocket), Bernie Mac (blackjack dealer), George Clooney (the mastermind for this episode) and Julia Roberts (Danny’s wife or ex-wife).
The plan is set. The rules are clear. Danny Ocean grifters are out to rob 3 Las Vegas casinos and the payoff is 150 million. Divided by 11. You do the math.
The movie started off with Danny Ocean in jail being released. He has a 2 masterplans – one to get rich and the other to get back his wife. So he started gathering the people for his master plan and someone to fund the whole project.
The people are gathered, the details are being tabled and works get started. Analyzing the daily casino activities, practicing using similar casino structure, tapping in the casino and many others.
The day havs arrived and the multi million dollar project get underway. Each person had a different role to play. Once their work is done, each person has a different escape route to exit the premise. The plan works out perfectly and in the end with a 150 million payoff. Danny Ocean got sentenced to 3-6 months jail term and managed to win back his wife.
Exciting action with vast characteristics. Entertaining and interesting to watch. So are you in or are you out? You do the math.
Ants in the Pants September 5, 2008
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This movie is about a boy named Florian who reaches puberty and begin to feel abnormal about it. So he goes around seeking answers to his abnormality and beginning to learn about adulthood.
So it all started one morning when he woke up with an erection, and it started talking to him. He also beginning to see some people naked and getting all hyped up with boobs, butts and etc. So off to school he went and shared the problems with his friends and it was there he met this beautiful girl named Leonie.
Unable to gain answers about his abnormality, he went to his parents for answers but his parents were a bit lost in answering him. The answer to him was “you wee-wee is not only used for urination but sometimes it is used to insert into the woman’s flowerpot”. Still blurred about the whole situation, he went to his best friend, Red Bull for help.
Red Bull began teaching him everything he need to know. He brought him to the book store and bought him a book on karma sutra, went to the brassiere shop and learn about the sizes, making sex calls and even got him a hooker by selling his dad’s playboy. Ha ha .. He was desperate to learn the art of sex because Leonie invited him over to her house on Friday to practice the act of Romeo and Juliet and little bit more during full moon.
So after all the hassle, everything went wrong and it gone downwards to him. His parents got into argument in a restaurant due to the sex calls he made but the mother misunderstood that it was his dad who made it. Boy, I tell you i would not want to be in his dad’s position inside the restaurant. It was one damn big embarrassment. So he felt guilty and wrote a letter confessing everything to his parents and ask to come to his show and watch him play the part of Romeo.
Everything has a happy ending. He even got himself a girlfriend – Lisa, a very close friend from school time. The movie can be watch for fun and laughter. If you want some excitement and actions, this will not be it for you.
